Auslly Prom Moments (2/5)-“So I didn’t bring a horse or fireworks or anything, and it’s a little late but, would you be my prom date?”
i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun
Junichi Masuda about to challenge Obama to a Pokemon battle, Arceus bless
*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
See this… this is how it’s done.
No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”
No “you don’t look chunky” at all.
Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets it.